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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Anyone can post anything.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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