Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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