- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What do you do at a club? You club.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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