- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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