what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Wait! hundred billions!

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

A guy walks into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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