What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

I like touching my boobs

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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