- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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