roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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