Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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Death by kayak

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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