- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Women's rights

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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