- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Adam Chebali is awesome

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What comes after 69? 70

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

how much fish could a chicken

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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