A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Trump will make America great again.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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