Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Connor is homo

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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