- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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