- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

There was once a man who lived in a box.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

there once was a frog with no leggs

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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