Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

what do you call your mama at the gas station

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

what to call someone thats gay zak

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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