- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

whats my name? Matt

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Michael Brown

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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