- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Nothing. He made it home safely.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

America

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

A pope meets another one

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