- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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