roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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