- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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