Your mother is so fat.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

what to call someone thats gay zak

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

That is so fetch

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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