Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Indians

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