- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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