- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

I'm Coming

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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