So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

it was all Tagart

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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