SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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YOU

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Chuck Norris.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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