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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Chris Bosh's neck

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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