- Anti Joke

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.