- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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