Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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