what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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