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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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