- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

It's all Taggart

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

nolan is gay

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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