Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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ewrg

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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i hate non minorities!

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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