- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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