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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Women's rights

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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