A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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DERP

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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