What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What is life? Paul.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

knock knock come in

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Yo Momma So Fat!

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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