What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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quantum physics?

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Nickelback

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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