- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

It's all Taggart

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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