- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Brain fart

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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