What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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