There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Ms Leong Sux

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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