What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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learn. advance!

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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black people swimming

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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