Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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A jew enters a mall.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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