Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Know what's funny? Jokes.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

a black guy walks into a black bar

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

eoin burgin is fat

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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