- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

A jew enters a mall.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

William wright is Gay

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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