- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do you call two dog? dogs

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Women's rights

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

people magazine

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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