- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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