- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

A dyslexic blind man

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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