What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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