- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

womens rights

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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