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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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