- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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