- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

silver bullet?

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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