i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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