What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

The Princess is in another castle

Trump will make America great again.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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