- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Trump will make America great again.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

The Princess is in another castle

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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