Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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