Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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No your aunties a joke

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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A gay man watches football.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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