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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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