- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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