- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

You having friends.

ure mama's so fat

i dont fisish anythi

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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