- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What would u like to drink?

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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