What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

ure mama's so fat

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

You having friends.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

i dont fisish anythi

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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