What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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